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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
timelesslemon
haraii

christmas eve what about christmas adam

kowka

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

forfuturereferenceonly

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

reindeerplaydate

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

theguilteaparty

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

ravingliberal

Happy Christmas Adam, y’all. 

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theyellowbrickroad

i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”

he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.

i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show

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